So this week’s MC is a little short, mostly because I went on a mini vacation last week and haven’t had time to troll the posts as frequently, and the recent discovery of the National Geographic channel and my new found love of giant snake documentaries. On with the glimpse into a desperate citizen’s last chance for love!
The best thing about this is that it’s to the point. Dude is a bike courier (who are, according to my sources, whores on bicycles) who lusts after prim lady on cell phone. Even though this sounds suspiciously like every soft-core porn movie you ever watched on REACH school trips on Showtime, it still makes me smile.
Until next week, where I will be going on another mini vacation to hopefully find love at the beach, get drunk at a vineyard, and sunning my bony jaundice ass.
Bow Valley Square – m4w – 28
Date: 2009-08-17, 11:56AM MDT
You – very smart black business suit (skirt), long teased blond hair, sitting in the concourse talking animatedly on the phone. Me, bike courier, unshaven, brown matted hair, black board shorts, grey jacket, grubby white sneakers. Would love to meet you for a coffee followed by sexual intercourse.
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