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Missed connection with all of my critics – m4w (Valentines Day)

Here’s a shout out to all of you douchebags who responded to my post, misguided though you may be. Karma, eh? My young lady friend doesn’t read craigslist, so I was just mulling over the best way to tell her what I had to say.Based on your feedback I cleaned it up, deleted the swimco references, and so forth. I appreciate the constructive criticism ha ha. Also a special thanks to the lady who e-mailed me. Here is a special response just for her. I bet it applies to a whole lot of you.

Karma IS a bitch isn’t it?

As for karma, I suffered for almost a decade in a miserable marriage to a fat, ugly, lazy, arrogant, entitled bitch, probably much like YOU. She thought she was entitled to all of the good and finer things in life just by her very existence, and that there wasn’t much that SHE needed to do to try to make me happy or please me. I have news for YOU, princess, life isn’t like that. It’s not all about you. It’s a competitive world out there, and the men are getting smarter.

Some women are getting smarter, too – there are lots of women out there who know how to properly value their men. They understand the need to not be lazy and stay in shape and try to stay beautiful. Also what the fuck is up with all of the women on antidepressants. As if the women in our society have so much to be miserable about they just can’t be happy. Fuck! My young girlfriend has a legitimate mental illness (and is in treatment for it), not at all like all of the lazy fat slob women who have depression issues because they are princesses who found out that basically there aren’t any princes out there, and even Prince Charles is a bit of an asshole, go figure. Talk about dashed dreams hopes and expectations – no wonder they’re so unhappy, but whose fault is that? Certainly not men!

I find myself in fairly high demand with the ladies, because with me they truly do experience all of the finer things in life. I’ve found that I can be choosy. Also, I learned from the ex wife that it’s up to me to demand high standards from a woman, because unless they know what is expected, they will think that they can let their bodies go to pot, get fat, don’t need to put on makeup or go tanning, or do their hair/nails, or whatever.

I’ve already done my time being held hostage in a decade-long sexless marriage by an ugly lazy selfish arrogant fat bitch like you. That happened to me because I followed my mother’s advice – boy was she wrong. I already paid for that many times over, and life is better for me now. I had my karma backwards, but thanks for the well wishes!

As for you, you should ask yourself if you are making your husband happy or not. I bet you don’t give a fuck if he’s happy or not, because the only person who deserves to be happy is YOU, and you deserve that just for existing. I bet you’re an ugly fat fuck. By the way, nice foul mouth. Furthermore, your stupidity is showing: “looser” means “less tight.” My young friend’s pussy is tighter, not looser, than yours.

Loser.