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Are you celebrating TOP GUN DAY!? well you should be… Start quoting your favorite jet fighter movie^[1] and strive today to fulfill the need… the need for speed!

I am kinda enjoying how things are going these days with all these special pointless holidays… we, particularly in the United States, take our shit way to seriously, so things like Star Wars Day^[2] and Talk Like A Pirate Day^[3] give us an opportunity to loosen up without having to drink copious amounts of beer first.

Why is jim acting like an idiot?
…
oh… ok it is Talk Like A Pirate Day?
Well Shiver me timbers what a glorrrrrious day… arrr…

So in honor of Top Gun Day, we now watch the most manly video of all time… please spread the word.

What are you going to be doing to celebrate Top Gun Day?!

1. and if you say Iron Eagle, I WILL DESTROY YOU [↩]
2. May 4th [↩]
3. September 19th [↩]

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