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I never remember what I buy until I get something in the mail, and then it is like Christmas when I get it… with the same excitement and same disappointment… One time I got a package and I didn’t remember spending any money on the net recently, and it turned out to be a sweater of a East Indian man named Uegeath (which I think even in East India (or wherever they are from) he would still get made fun of for that name) The sweater is nothing that bad… well here… look for yourself…

The invoice claimed that it was $2.00… (I say “claimed” since I don’t remember buying it) but the shipping was $7.96… WHAT?!? how could shipping… cost more than what I am shipping… that is retarded… I think they should base the cost of shipping on the amount the item costs… If you are shipping a diamond ring, then damn it… you should be able to pay $300 for shipping! and that would help cover me when I ship 83 pounds of Cadbury Creme Eggs purchased a week after Easter (for reasons of thrift)… since those eggs will cost me about $10, I should only have to pay a mere 2 bucks for the shipping of my 83 pounds of chocolate and awkward filling!!!

I think we need to have an understanding as a society… and that the rich people should help pick up we the poor… and by the time the poor have been picked up we should stop this ‘help out’ system… and I will use me as a gage of whether the poor are now in fact rich… so when I am rich… this program will stop…

from my heap to your heap… keep it neat and clean… or I will come after you…

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