The weekend is here, and I couldn’t care less! This is probably a good weekend to catch up on the old stuff you haven’t seen yet…
Anyways, here comes the stuff…
Observe and Report
This movie is a darker, more ridiculous version of the Paul Blart flick that came out earlier this year. This also continues Seth Rogen’s amazing streak of wide release films released in what has now become 74 straight weekends! That is just amazing. How can someone make that many movies at one time?! Maybe they are stockpiled up from before he was famous… who knows…
Whether or Not?!: No.
Normally I give a pass on all the movies from this crew, but this one just looks to be one of the weakest that anyone in the Apatow crew has released. I have zero desire to see it, and it’s definitely not worth 14 bucks. Wait for it to come out on DVD, and rent it… or watch a “completely legal version” of it on the internet.[1]
Notables: Jody Hill, Seth Rogen, Anna Faris, Ray Liotta
Hannah Montana: The Movie
This movie is the reason why the terrorists hate us.
Whether or Not?!: NO.
God no… Allah no… Buddha no… Everyone no…
Notables: My foot in the ass of everyone that sees this flick… except not in the ass of the tweens. I don’t want to be on the Sex Offender website…
Hannah Montana: The Movie
If Hannah Montana wins the weekend, I predict I will drink my tears away with tequila.
Fast & Furious
If Fast & Furious wins again, I predict I will drink my tears away with tequila
Observe and Report
If Observe and Report wins, I predict I will drink my tears away with tequila
If you care about me or my liver at all, you will either see no movies this weekend, or go track down The Great Buck Howard and watch it.
Basically… I predict I will be crying and up to my armpits in tequila by Sunday morning. What do you think?
Footnotes- Watch out, you may make Hugh Jackmen cry. [↩]
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